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sarahfeig:

quicksummary:

literally
whatareyouevensaying
(because i
have no fucking
idea)

where did this parenthesis) come from

&why is it

There

HAHAHA love him but this is hilarious

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surisburnbook:

What an attention monster.

I understand the urge to act out when you have five siblings fighting for your mother’s attention, especially when it’s obvious she’d rather be focusing on ruining other people’s marriages and shopping for things that are black.

But do you have to run around an airport behaving like you’re on ecstasy?

Zahara’s face says everything. Her life must be really rough. I’d like to have her over for a tea party to discuss all our problems.